German Cows Fight Back

The Cows have decided to take things into their own hands by fighting back. After many failed negotiation attempts by the International Dairy Cow Union with farmers on working conditions, the cows have literally blown the roof off the dairy farm. They are tired of the cottage cheese industry working conditions, and are making their feelings known.

Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the building’s roof, Reuters reports.
High levels of the methane gas had built up in the farm shed on the dairy farm, in Rasdorf in central Germany.
Read more: Flatulent cows cause fiery explosion at German dairy farm

Hopefully the union’s negotiations over abetter dietary selection helps to ease the situation. Management fears that workers are milking the news coverage. Unions reps are hopeful for a full and utter overhall.

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